Dramione Comedies

Potions and Proposals

D:Happy first Anniversary Hermione!

H:What anniversary?and were you saying it to me?

D:Yeah,it's been 1 year since I tried to win your heart.

H:Oh...I'm so sorry for letting you to win my heart since such a short time.

D:Would you mind telling me how many days a year has?

H:365 days

D:So is it a short period of time?

H:So what?Do you think I'll like you just because you tried to win my heart for one year ? Don't speak Nonsense Malfoy!
Anyway why are you wearing two robes?

D:Because I knew that I'll be shivering after sitting next to you at potions today.

H:And why would you want to sit next to me during potions??

D:Well...You can ask that from professor Snape in another hour.

H:I wonder what's the next prank he's going to play?

(Draco in professor Snape's office)

S:Ah Draco! you and Ms.Granger had a nice time ind the morning didn't you?

D:Oh wow!that was the best day compared to the rest but yet worse!

S:Why don't you try using the imperious curse on her?

D:She should be attracted to my 100 percent natural good looks only.

S:Then you are that handsome huh!!

D:Indeed professor.

(Rest of the Gryffindors and Slytherins enter the Potions room)

S:Today you will be given an unknown potion and you'll have to make an exact replica of it with your partner and make a report of what you did.You should hand over the report as well as the potion before the double periods are over.

R:Professor did you mention "Partner" in your long speech.

S:Yes Mr.Weasley.The partners are Longbottom with Finnigan, Potter with Thomas,Weasley with Nott,Brown with Parkinson and this Patil with Crabbe and that Patil with Zabini.

H:Professor Snape,who'll be my partner?

S:Oh there's a separate place in the corner for you Ms.Granger and your partner will arrive in no time.

(Draco arrives and sits next to Hermione)

H:I'm pretty sure this isn't your place Malfoy..

D:Oh no this is my place I'm pretty sure

H:Professor Snape?Are you insane to put me with this loathe some idiot.

S:But Ms Granger isn't he your.. you know boyfriend?

H:Are you crazy professor I'm not insane to start a relationship with this dim wit!

S:But Mr.Malf--

D:Professor NO!

S:Oy wasn't it you who told me that she's your girlfriend ?