Dramione Comedies

Draco and the Deaf

___Malfoy Manor Breakfast table___

NM: Draco you bad boy.You never told us that you were engaged

D: Sorry mum.Hermione wanted to keep it as a secret

LM: You see Cissy he has become a fiancé's boy from now itself. From now on he isn't a Mama's boy.

NM: So.. When can I meet your fiancé .

D: I can bring her tonight if you want.But mum there is a problem.

NM: Problem?

D: You see mum after the war and everything she is a bit deaf now.

NM: That's no problem dear I can speak a little louder. Now go and invite her for dinner today.

____Draco and Hermione at the Ice Cream parlour___

H: Mmmmm, this ice cream is delicious Draco.

D: Yeah Hermione it's delicious.You know , my lovely mother wants to see you tonight at dinner at our place.

H: I'd love to come.Is there any dress code?

D:Just one of those dresses of yours would do..But there is a problem

H: A Problem?

D: Yeah,You know about my lunatic aunt Bellatrix right,My mother turned deaf after hearing her ear piercing screams.

H: I'm sorry Draco,But I still can speak loudly for your mother to hear right?

D: Yeah,I think so

___Hermione arrives at Malfoy Manor___

NM: NICE TO MEAT YOU MS.GRANGER

H: NICE TO MEET YOU TOO MRS.MALFOY AND PLEASE CALL ME HERMIONE

NM: OKAY AND CALL ME NARCISSA

H: OKAY,NARCISSA

LM:Whoah,is there a screaming contest here?

NM:Don't be silly Lucius,Don't you remember that Hermione here is deaf.

H:Me,Deaf who the hell told you that I'm deaf,after-all it's you who is deaf.

NM: Don't you dare to raise you voice and insult me in my house you might be the future Mrs.Malfoy but not yet.

LM:Calm down ladies,and Ms.Granger it's Draco who told us that you are deaf.

H: But Draco told me that Narcissa was deaf.

D: Dad,What's the drama here.

NM: Here comes the culprit,DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY I DIDN'T RAISE MY CHILD TO BECOME A LIAR

D:HaaaaaHaaaaaHaaa a

H: YOU IDIOTIC FERRET DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE

LM:Draco my son can you become my personal jester

D: Sorry dad because I'm already one in for my fiancé

NM:We haven't finished dealing with you son.

Narcissa and Hermione chase Draco with their high heels and Draco ran Screaming Heeellllppp(Just like in his first detention )