Dramione Comedies

A Dinner Discussion

D:Yippee, five minutes more.

H:Five minutes more for what

D:Hermione,dear Hermione,Today is Sunday,and exactly at 8:30 am today,that means from exactly another 4 minutes and 30 seconds my favourite TV prog--

H:What!Don't tell me that today is 17th Bloody Sunday of Freaking January

D:Sorry to Disappoint you wife today is 17th January

H:Uuuuugh Malfoy

D:Whaaaaat Malfoy

H:You Dimwit today is our 3rd wedding Anniversary.

D:So,what's special we always celebrate at night. Anniversary or not. I'll be extra good tonight.

H:I don't care.I'm having a special Dinner party tonight

D:That's for you to organise,where as for me I'll be watching my favourite TV program "How to train your wife"

H:Who the hell told you that you are free? You have to shop for sweets and Tomatoes.

D:Why should I,when I have a wife to everything.

H:Poor you,it must have taken ages for you to memorise that sentence from that program AND DID YOU THINK I MARRIED YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU NO BUT BECAUSE I KNEW THAT NO WOMAN WOULD TAKE YOU

D:Calm down or else the roof will blast off.

H:So Draco who are we going to invite?

D:Probably Cats and Dogs I don't think anyone would be able to eat the food you cook.

H:Oh are they all ,I thought of inviting Cows,Monkeys,Buffaloes,Rats,Hippogriffs,Hippopotamus so that you won't be bored when you are with your own kind.

D:Does that mean the bunch of weasels and the spectacle git would be there?

H:Not a bunch Draco it's only Ron , Ginny , and Harry.So now go buy some sweets and some meat.

D:Okay,and don't forget to add enough salt to the food.

H:Oh Draco, remember to bring that book called Kitchen King from Flourish and Blott

D:Okay Kicking Kit from Flourish and Blotts Kicking Kit,Kicking Kit,Kicking K--

H:It's Kitchen King you fool.My legs are more than enough to kick you neither you nor I know when will I do so

D:Calm down woman I'm leaving now.

[30 Minutes later]

H:Hi Ginny,Hello Harry.Thank you for coming in a such short notice

HP:How can we miss our Mione's Wedding Anniversary

H:Harry I think you have grown another 2 feet , the last time I saw you ,you were much shorter, and Ginny is Ron a coming tonight?

HP:Hermione!I haven't grown any more feet I still have only two

G:Don't care Hermione my husband has gone nuts and yes Ron is coming tonight

[10 minutes later]

D:Hermy babe I'm home

H:We're in the dining room Draco

D:Here are the sweets and tomato sauce and there was no book called the kitchen cook.

H:You Idiot,first I asked you to buy tomatoes not tomato sauce and second book is called kitchen King not kitchen cook.

D:I don't care.and Hermes when I passed the butcher's place a kid asked me the use of the pigs skin and I told the kid that it's used to hold the pigs body.

H:Seriously don't tell me that you don't know the use of the pig's skin?

G:Draco,the pigs skin is used for oil

D:Oohh

That evening during dinner

D:Won't you ever stop growing tall Weasley

R:Not my fault that you are growing shorter Malfoy

H:Stop being jealous Draco

D:I'm not jealous
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D:Can I speak if you don't mind Hermione ?

H:Sure

D:Do you remember prof.Mcgonagall used to say that we are on earth to help others?

G:Yeah,That obvious right,We should always help others

D:But then what are the others here for?

H:What an idiot

D:Can I ask you guys something?

G:Sure

D:When was Oxygen discovered?

H:1774

D:Then what did people breathe before that?

H:Don't you have a bra--

HP:Shall I ask all of you a question?

ALL:Sure

HP:Can you tell me something that is dangerous to get close to and it also has one horn?

D:Easy!Its Hermione! but actually she has 2 horns

[All laugh]

H:Shut your yap Malfoy!

R:By the way Hermione your food is really delicious

D:Delicious ............... Nonsense

R:Why?Can you cook better food ?

D:No but I know everything else

R:Okay,Then what's death?

D:It's my second choice

G:Then what's your first choice?

H:To get Hermione's mouth shut

[All laugh while Harry , Ginny and Ron gets ready to leave]

H:I hope you all had fun.

D:Yeah!fun!oh I se--

H:Are you really unable to shut your big fat mouth?

D:The problem is each time I see your mouth it opens automatically

H:Really?Then why don't you keep it open all the time while I keep mine shut?

D:How great would that be.At least my ears would have a rest

H:You don't make me ---

HP:Fine then Happy Anniversary and Good Night!

H:Oh!Good Night!and thanks for coming.