A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, went off the road, nearly hit a bus and was centimeters away from a shop window.
For a second everything was quiet then the driver spoke "Look mate don't ever scare me like that again. You scared the daylights of me!"
The passenger apologized and asked "Why did a little tap scare you so much?"
The driver answered "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I was driving a funeral van for the last 25 years"
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