You: I hate my life.
Stranger: why?
You: I'm 22 and work in a fast food place, and will probably do nothing better in life.
Stranger: Don't say that!
You: My co-worker makes fun of me all day and if I tell my boss he will probably cut my already lame salary. my only real friend is mentally retarded and we do stupid sh!t together. I can't leave my own hometown because I don't have a drivers license and fail every driving test.
You: But you know what the worst part is?
Stranger: :( what?
You: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
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LOL, its spongebob!!!!
