Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his dad. He watched his father as he went from horse to horse running his hand up and down the horse's legs and chest.
After a few minutes Johnny asked "dad why are you doing that?"
The dad said "well to check if a horse is healthy and in good shape before we buy it."
Johnny looks worried and says "dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom."
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Hahaha I love these innocent child jokes!
