After thirty years of marriage a wife asks her husband to describe her.
The man looked at her and smiled and said "You're A B C D E F G H I J K."
"What does that mean?" The wife asks.
He says "you're Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Dazzling, Elegant, Foxy, Glamorous and Hot."
"Aaawe, what about.....I J and K?" She asks.The husband starts laughing and says "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down now.
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