An old lady was entering the elevator in a very fancy hotel. A beautiful lady, with expensive perfume fragrance entered after her and snootily said "it's called Romance, $50 a bottle."
After a while another lady entered with a very strong scent of perfume, she looked at the old lady and said "Eternal, $100 a bottle."
After some time it was time for the old lady to reach her floor. But before leaving she turned to look at the two women and farted very loudly and said "Broccoli, 4pence a pound"
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Lol :D
