A man walks into a supermarket and grabs two cans of dog food, and heads to the checkout counter.
The cashier asks "Do you have a dog?" The man says yes. "Where is it?" She asks.
The man replies "I left him at home." The cashier says "sorry but you can't buy this, I have to see your dog then only you can buy this. It's the rules." The man walks away.
The next day the man returns and grabs two cans of cat food and brings it to the checkout counter.
The cashier asks "Do you have a cat?" The man says yes. "Where is it?" She asks.
The man replies "but I left her at home." The cashier says "sorry but you can't buy this, I have to see your cat then only you can buy this. It's the rules." The man walks away.
The same man returns the next day, this time with a brown paper bag in his hand. He goes up to the cashier and says "put your hands in there." The cashier puts her hands in the bag and asked "it's warm and soft, what is it?"
The man smiles and says "I'd like three rolls of toilet paper please."
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