I sat on the edge of the bed looking at my wife who was staring into the mirror. Since her birthday was coming up I decided to ask her what she would like.
"What would you like for your birthday?"
"I'd like to be ten again" she replied.
On the morning of her birthday I made her a big bowl of coco pops and then took her to Disneyland and went on all the rides. Afterwards I took her to McDonalds and got her happy meal. Then we went to watch a movie with some popcorn and coke.
When we returned home she collapsed on to the couch exhausted.
I went up to her and asked her lovingly. "How was it like being ten again?" Her eyes grew wide and said:
"I MEANT MY DRESS SIZE YOU IDIOT!"
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couldn't stop laughing at this one!!!
