Skipper: Attention. This is your captain speaking.
Narrator: You know the Penguins of Madagascar. But what you don't know, is that they've been living a double life as secret agents.
[The penguins landed on the sand]
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Narrator: Their untold story began as five brothers.
Private: Are you my family?
[The three penguins turn, knowing they're far away from land, and nod to each other before turning back to face Private.]
Kowalski: You don't have a family, and we're all going to die.
Private: Wha...?
Skipper: [Elbows Kowalski.] What's the matter with you Kowalski?
Narrator: They grew up to become masters of disguise...
[The penguins approach the vault].
Narrator: Espionage...
[They rolled over the pedestrian crossing unnoticed]
Narrator: And aerial assault.
Skipper: [Pressed the button to open the door as the boxes and the penguins were blown out of the plane] Follow me, boys! We're going in hot.
[Private starts burning like a meteor.]
Skipper: No one likes a show-off, Private.
Narrator: Now, when it comes to stopping a mad man...
[Dave reveals the giant ray.]
Dave: I have the power to destroy you.
[The octopi slowly corners the penguins]
[An owl named Eva grabs one of the Octopi and throws it in a window.]
[Just then an arctic seal pops out of an ice cream sign and throws a grenade at the second Octopi]
[Just then a blue phone booth transforms into a polar bear in disguise, draws his rifle and tased the last Octopi]
Narrator: They'll have some competition.
[A jet flew by and drops Classified.]
Classified: Remain calm penguins. You are now under the protection of the North Wind.
Skipper: We don't even know who the heck you are.
Classified: The North Wind is an elite undercover interspe...
[Skipper Takes a Bite from the Cheesy Dibble which causes Classified to Repeat his first Sentence]
Classified: The North Wind is an elite under...
[Skipper Eats Cheesy Dibble again when interrupting Classified's Words.]
Classified: An elite undercover interspecies...
[Skipper Eats Cheesy Dibble a Second Time. Interrupting Classified again.]
Classified: ...task...
[Skipper Eats Cheesy Dibble a third Time when Interrupting Classified.]
Classified: force.
[Skipper Eats Cheesy Dibble a 4th time, causing Classified to speak his words.]
Classified: dedicated to help...
[Skipper Eats Cheesy Dibble a 5th time which causes Classified to get Angry.]
Classified: helping...
[Skipper Eats Cheesy Dibble a 6th time.]
Classified: Dedicated to helping...
[A Crunch is heard offscreen causing Classified to get Frustrated.]
Classified: Dedi...
[Skipper Eats Cheesy Dibble a 7th time.]
Classified: Dedicated to helping- animals who can't help themselves.
[Skipper Eats Cheesy Dibble a Final time.]
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Skipper: We get a savvy madman to stop.
Classified: I give the orders around here. You were supposed to handcuff them!
Short Fuse: But they don't have hands. They just have flippers. And I have flippers! So it's flipping useless!
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When The World Needs Saving
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Dave: After them!
[Suddenly a car swerves in, knocks down one of the men and it stops just ahead of penguins, the car door opens]
Roberto: I remotely called my car. Come on! Hurry up! Let's go!
Skipper: All right, boys, it's just like Cuba.
Roberto: Venice.
Kowalski: Rio de Janeiro.
Roberto: Dusseldorf.
Kowalski: We've arrived in the center of Dublin, Ireland.
Skipper: We got to blend in. Riverdance. [Dances while sneaking in]
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Heroes
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[The North Wind gears up]
Kowalski: We don't need these guys.
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Become Legends
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[Kowalski prepares to battle the octopi with a canoe.]
Skipper: Well, penguins are our flesh and feathers! They're us! And if anyone's gonna save us, it's us.
[The car suddenly stopped as the wheels and rims popped out].
[One octopi was blasted to the wall].
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From the Creators of Madagascar
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[Suddenly, the screen goes on, revealing Dave.]
Corporal: He hacked into our system.
Skipper: Debbie!
Kowalski: Dave.
Skipper: Dave!
[There's no sound on-screen as Dave speaks.]
Eva: Where's the sound?
Roberto: Dave, your microphone, it's not on.
Classified: Click on the button with the picture of the microphone.
Short Fuse: Every time a villain calls in, this happens.
Dave: Hello? [The screen goes off] Hello?
Kowalski: Well, now we can hear you.
Short Fuse: So annoying!
Kowalski: But we cannot see you.
Short Fuse: Every time!
Classified: It's like talking to my parents.
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Skipper: We need to find intel on Dave's location. [Sees a small looking octopus] [Grabs the octopus and slaps it] All right, you, where's Dave! Give us the goods.
Kowalski: Sir, that's... That's a baby squid.
Skipper: [Stops and looks at it crying] Sorry, laddie. [Takes the baby squid away while it chuckles]
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