Ponyboy: hey man. Wats up?
Dally: I've got a bad case of the manboobs.
Ponyboy: sorry I asked.
Ponyboy: no thanks for that image.
Dally: NO!!!! THAT WAS AUDREY CARROT!!!! I MEANT MANBOOBS!!!!!
Ponyboy: oooooookaaaaayyyy............
Dally: I meant, I have a bad case of the molesters.
Ponyboy: uh....
Dally: MONORAIL!!!!!!
Ponyboy: what are you smoking?
Dally: NOTHING!!!! THAT WAS ARM AND HAMMER COCK!!!!
Ponyboy: um..... I'll just leave you to your manboobs or molesters or monorail and whoever Audrey Carrot is with her arm and hammer cock.
Dally: MOOSE ELBOW FUCK!!!!!!!!
Dally: I AM A VIRGIN OF AFRICAN CORN!!!!!!!!!
Dally: okay. I've turned off autocorrect. Lemme try again.
Dally: I have a bad case of the Mondays.
Ponyboy: sorry dude.
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The Outsiders one shots (cause why not)
FanficI DO NOT OWN ANYTHING! Warning: some mild smut I probably will rarely update this, but give me ideas and stuff Most of this will be dohnny (Dally x Johnny) cause I ship them so hard! Some will be pohnny, which I don't think I have to explain. There...
