Darry: happy birthday, Dally! So what's the birthday boy doing today? <AN: I know it's not even close to Dally's birthday right now, but by then I'd have lost this idea.>
Dally: first, I hate my birthday, so don't mention it again. And to answer your question, I'm killing just killing Tim until the movie starts.
Tim Shepard: 😱
Ponyboy: geez Dal. I know you don't particularly like Tim, but is killing him really necessary?
Dally: what? OH MY GODS! I SWEAR I MEANT TIME!!!!!!!!
Dally: don't worry Tim, I won't miss you.
Two-bit: WTF? Dally, re read that.
Dally: SODOMY! I AM SO SEXY, TOM! I WILL NEVER GRILL YOU!!!!
Tim Shepard: ...
Ponyboy: ^
Dally: BUCK AMEN CUDDLE!!!!!!!
Dally: NO I MEAN FUCK AUTOMOBILES!!!!!
Dally: AUTO COCK MASSAGER!!!
Johnny: I'm laughing so hard right now. My dad's looking at me like I'm insane.
Johnny: I should probably run now.
Dally: miss/grill= kill, Tim= time, stupid autocorrect.
Tim Shepard: thank gods.
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The Outsiders one shots (cause why not)
FanfictionI DO NOT OWN ANYTHING! Warning: some mild smut I probably will rarely update this, but give me ideas and stuff Most of this will be dohnny (Dally x Johnny) cause I ship them so hard! Some will be pohnny, which I don't think I have to explain. There...
