Once upon a time, There were 2 dinosaurs. They were the best of friends. They did everything together.
One day, the rainbow dinosaur named Mimi wanted to go on a adventure. So Mimi went walking to go get her friend, Fred. Fred is half rainbow. When Mimi found Fred, he was trying to climb a tree. Mimi mentally face palmed, she instantly reminded Fred that they were dinosaurs and couldn't climb trees. Fred had gotten a lil upset but soon got over it and tackled Mimi to the ground.
"Get off of me you buttface", Mimi said.
Fred climbed off of Mimi and asked, "what are we doing today?"
Mimi told Fred she wanted to go on an adventure. So the two went walking looking for something to do. They searched for a adventure all day but didn't find one, until Fred saw a volcano and it was no ordinary volcano.
"Look over there Mimi, it's a volcano ", Fred said.
"What if the volcano has what we've been looking for all along" Mimi exclaimed.
Fred looked confused and asked "An adventure?"
"No Numbnut, the other thing" Mimi said.
It had finally clicked in Fred's head on what Mimi was talking about and all of a sudden Fred got really excited.
"Yaaaaassssss I can't wait to see whats in that volcano.", Fred yelled.
"Calm down weirdo", Mimi said.
Mimi and Fred went walking down the path to get to the volcano. Along the way they saw a Oreo porno. They both turned to each other and laughed while trying to say "Oreo sex is the best sex". They would never get that image out of there head. The Oreos started cussing out Mimi and Fred for interrupting. So Mimi and Fred both ran off towards the volcano. While running Fred trips and falls into a lake. Mimi starts going towards Fred until Fred said, "This water taste funny".
Mimi took a sip of the lake and hit Fred in the head.
"This isn't water you idiot this is vodka.", Mimi exclaimed.
"Ohhh, that's why everything is spinning?", Fred replys.
They both started back on there journey toward the volcano drunk of their ass. By the time they had sobered up, They were half way up the volcano. Which took forever to climb because they kept tripping and falling. When they reached half way, they stopped to rest because Mimi kept complaining her head hurt. After They had rested They continued their adventure. Mimi kept complaining, "Are we there yet?"
"No, Mimi for the hundredth time we are not there yet!", Fred exclaimed.
"But I'm tired.", Mimi said.
"Well wake your ass up, we need a lil more to go." Fred explained. Mimi got suddenly very excited. They had ran the rest of the way up. Once the reached the top of the volcano, they both went into shock. Mimi was the first one to get over her shock, then Fred did right after. Mimi turned to Fred and said, "Do you see what I see?" Fred nodded "Hell yeah!"
"We finally found what we have been looking for all along!", Fred exclaimed. They both turned to each other and yelled,
"WE FOUND OUR BIG BOOTY BITCHES!!!!"
The End!
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This story was inspired by me and my best friend. We do some crazy things together. Lol the 2 dinosaurs represent me and her.
Fred= me and Mimi= Bestfriend.
Well I hope y'all enjoyed the story. See you next story and Sorry for the slow updates. Well bye.✌
