Billdip (Bill x Dipper)

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I FUCKEN LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY READERS (unless they are my blood family) BECAUSE I GOT 1 FUCKEN K READS ON THIS BOOK!!! AND JUST FOR THAT I'MA START UPDATING WAYYY WAYY WAYYYYY MORE JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU GUYS AND EVEN IF YOU JUST GLACED AT A CHAPTER I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I STILL GOT ONE FUCKEN K!!! WOOH WOOO FUCKEN YEAH MOTHER FUCKERS!!! OPEN UP THAT FUCKEN CHAMPAGNE!!! JUST CAUSE IM UNDER AGE DON'T MEAN SHIT!!! LETS CELEBRATE THIS BITCH!!! PARTY IN THE MOTHER FUCKEN HOUSEEEEE BITCH!!! now here's your story

Dippers POV:
I woke up with a handsome blonde male figure on top of me. I smiled and kissed him
"Morning Bill" he slowly opened his eyes
"Morning pine tree." I smiled
He got off of me, laid next to me and stretched.
"Last night was fun ehy?"
I smirked
"Sure was!" I stretched and turned to the side looking at him. still smiling.
"I love that you're the first thing I see when I wake up." I chuckled
He looked over to me and smiled
"Ditto."
I leaned over to kiss him when we heard a knock at the door
"Hey dipper want breakfast?" Mabel yelled
I pulled away from bill as he kissed my chin
"Sure why not?!" I shouted back
"Kay I'm making pancakes!!" I could hear her squeal outside the door
"Have fun! don't burn the house down!"
I smiled and looked down at bill who laid his head on my chest smiling
"What?" he blushed
"Nothing. nothing, just, do you want pancakes?"
His eyes perked up looking at me and he got up right away
"Of course pine tree!"
I smiled "lets take a shower first we stink!" I pulled the blankets off me and put them in the hamper. he followed after me into the shower. we showered and got out. we walked out nude because this was my room and we are a fucken couple.
"DIPPER THE PANCAKES ARE READY!!!" Mabel yelled
With thought hesitation bill ran out the door
"NO BILL!" I yelled and ran after him. Bill smirked and got a plate of pancakes while I blushed. we still were both nude, and this time Mabel saw.
"Uhh Bill you're naked." she blushed he looked at her
"Obviously shooting star!" I ran into the room and grabbed two towels. one for me and one for bill. I came back out and wrapped the towel around my waist
"Here you go Bill" I smiled and handed him the towel. he took it. then hung it on his chair. I frowned and served pancakes for myself. Mabel just stood there blushing like hell
"You two are gonna act like I just didn't see both your penises?" Bill smirked
"Now why would we have to act like that? We both know you did!" He twirled his fork and knife
"No Bill! Stop!" I blushed and my voice cracked
"Uhh I'm just gonna get some more pancakes..."
I was standing by some cabinets reaching up for some cups, when Mabel was reaching down for some plates and as she did. my towel started slipping before I could noticed. it dropped to the floor and it was like the world stopped. I looked down at Mabel who was staring at my member with awe. I blushed. Bill nearly choked on his food from laughing
" Oh my gosh!!! PINE TREE!!!" me and Mabel looked at bill who seemed to start to feet quieter with his laughs. I bent down and reached for the towel to put if back on and sat down across from bill. speechless. Mabel sat on the side if the table between me and bill. she was also speechless.
"Oh Mabel can you pass me the syrup without making dippers towel drop?" Bill smirked. Mabel just looked at him angrily and gave him the syrup
"Here you go!" she was still blushing
We finished up with our food and got ready for the day
"Hey Bill?"
"Yeah?"
"I have to work today, umm where are you gonna go, while I'm, I'm at work?" he looked at me shocked
"Can I stay here?"
"Yeah if you want but there's not much to do."
"Then ill stay here. Might just go for a walk it something." he sat down and turned the tv on
"Oh ok ill be back at seven kay?"
"Kay."
"Bye!" I kissed him and left

Bills POV:
"Bye!" I kissed pine tree back and watched him walk out the door.
I got up and walked into Mabel's room. still nude. I honestly would walk out in public like this, if I could.
I opened her room door
"Hey shooting star" I whispered
Se was sleeping so I thought maybe I could, I don't know, creep through her mind. I smirked and put two fingers in her temples. as I entered her mind I heard faint giggling. I walked around looking from where it's coming from. I then saw Mabel and this unknown guy on a date, then I saw her crying because he broke up with her. She lied to us! sheets her virginity even before dipper did! I saw the memory of when she first had sex.
"Well that's one job I don't have to do!" I smiled and continued walking around. nothing but girly teenage girl shit. I took my fingers off her temples and walked out the front door. I walked down the halls as people stared at me covering their kids eye. why are they- oh" I looked down still nude. I groaned and walked back to the apartment. I true opening the door. it's locked
"FUCK!" I cursed
"FUCK FUCK FUCK!" I cursed again and punched the wall.
I knocked on the door. no answer. I then gave up knocking and sat I the floor.
"Just gonna wait for pine tree so he can open it for me." I sat there waiting for hours. Hours passed and he wasn't here yet.