Billdip (Bill x Dipper)

Six Fingered Freak! (8)

Me and bill woke up in the morning, got ready and headed out to the mystery shack. we saw bright blue lights coming from Under the shack.
"Oh I forgot my Great Uncle Ford is still here!"
"Ford? Don't you mean the six fingered freak?! He's still alive?!"
Dipper pushed bill
"He's my uncle Bill! Be nice!he's The one who made the precious journals you were trying to kill me and started a fucking apocalypse for?! Remember?!
"Oh yeah sorry." he shrugged and smiled
"Well atleast I'm not trying to kill you, anymore..."
"Yeah your just trying to fuck me." I chuckled
"It worked!" he smiled
I blushed and I opened the door
"Ladies first!" bill pushed me in
I groaned and walked in
"Hey Dippy!"
"Hey Mabel! Where were you last night?" You weren't at the apartment!"
"Hey grunkle Stan!" I smiled and waved
"Hey kid!" he glared at bill
"What's the Dorito doing here still?"
"Um-" I froze and bill cut me off
"What is that six fingered dork finally doing here?" He smiled and cleaned his nails.
"Excuse me?!"grunkle Stan growled
"Wow! Just asking old man! Don't need to die yet."
Grunkle Stan punched bill in the face "Is one thing you are dating my nephew now you are being a dick towards my brother?!" He yelled and punched bill again.
"Bill take it back!"
"What back?"
"What you said about grunkle ford!"
"I take it back! I take it back! Jeez kid!"
Bills face was bleeding as he walked off into mine and Mabel's old room.
"Sorry about that grunkle stan!"
"Eh when push comes to shove he will always be an ass!" He cleaned his knuckles angrily
I rolled my eyes and ran up stairs after bill
"Hey!" bill sprung up from one of the beds
"What are you doing up here?" I asked
"Just playing with lil ol' Gompers here!" Bill was holding Gompers
"Uh ok!"
"Where did you get this little guy any way?"
"Um I don't know he was just here when we got here I'm surprised he's still actually here!"
I sat down next to bill and started petting Gompers his face was perfectly fine.
"So why isn't your face bleeding anymore?!"
Bill looked at me
"Because ima demon I have powers dipper and you know that." he turned into his triangle self
"Yeah I know that!" I stood up and caught him in mid air
"Mwah!" I kissed him
"Pine tree I don't have lips."
"I know!"
"Your basically kissing bricks!"
"Don't ruin the moment!" I smiled and kept kissing him and without even noticing he turned human
"There's your lips!"
"Mwah!"
"I love you Bill!"
"I love you too pine tree!"