It twas the eve of Abbey's birthday and she was waiting for a very special visitor. All of a sudden, Denmark came out. "Abbey~" he said in a seductive voice. "why hello there chunk of hunk handsome." Right as abbey greeted him, sexy Jesus came out of the closet. "Who is this?!" Abbey questioned angrily. "Fuck you werent supposed to see him" Denmark replied. "its over im leaving you for England" Abbey said as the bed turned into England and grabbed her, and used his eyebrows to fly them away. Dove, Evelyn's lover, came out of their hiding spot and shoot england down thinking he was a bird carrying a poor beautiful wmen to her death. "Woooo Weeee time to feed the whole family with this big one! Yee-Haw!" Dove quickly grabbed England's dead carcass, leaving abbey, and turned into a human sized dove and flew away to feed their family. Abbey was then swallowed by hell where a new player named Trevor proposed to her. She instantly fell in love and they got married and had 4 children and moved to norway.
A/N: Damn this was a draft I found so i decided to continue and post it
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RandomTHIS BE YE TALE OF THE SWAG CULT AT SCHOOL AND THEIR SWAVVY ADVENTURES
