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Library

Evelyn sat in the library doing boring stuff like homework and messaging a person who is being a bit rude (you know who you are) from wattpad. All of a sudden the floor turned to water. Grace, Evelyn's adoptive sister got thrashed around in the water. "NOW ARISE WHALE OF BEAUTY" EVELYN SHOUTED AS A PENTOGRAM FILLED WITH WHALES APPEARED. The whales all formed into one giant whale (picture i drew of it is on this chapter) The whale had amazing eyelashes and they were super long too. All of a sudden aroused Jesus came with his husband the sexy ax. Denmark's eyebrows decided to make an apperance but this time they were fuCKING HUMANNNNNNNNnNnNnnnnnn. Well, it was an eyebrow with human arms and legs. Abbey also appeared in a cloud of sliced off baby hands. Jesus's aroused muthafuckin cock was so big it stabbed the whale in the eye. That made it more hard and it impaled the majestic whale. The whale died and crushed grace. Taylor Franks woke up. She was still a pear and was still in Mama Bear's stomach. It was all a dream