Evelyn got in her death dress and had her hair up all swag. Abbey had the same but a nag dress beacuse shes a naglet. Evelyn had 100$ in her pocket also Abbey did too. they (sean, dj, abbey, evlyn) walked in to the club like what up i got a big rooster. the rooster was Jack, jack was a skinny roster and alyssa was a skinny hen. they ate all the corn at the dance and everyone was pissed. "MY CORN IS GONE JUST LIKE MY DESIRE TO LIVE" screamed abbey as she turned into corn and was eaten by javk and alyssa. All of a sudden Tinkerbell, abbey's dog, came and attacked sean an dj and deuce humped ace. Amelia didnt go to the dance bc she was too busy being dead. they saw a lot of bitches from a lot of schools and a lot of people cryong tears of blood because of cosmic brownies.Jack turned into Lana Del Ray and cried sunshine and killed the worl wITH DOUBLE SUN POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. OLD SPICE.
YOU ARE READING
Swaglets
RandomTHIS BE YE TALE OF THE SWAG CULT AT SCHOOL AND THEIR SWAVVY ADVENTURES