The Black Christmas Tree

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by alienpeache

by alienpeache

"I WILL KILL YOUR MOTHER. I WIL RAPE YOUR FATHER. I WILL CURB STOP YOUR FACE SO HARD YOUR TEETH WILL GO FLYING!!!"

Ah yes, the first words uttered by our hero, Merry Krismas. The Black Christmas Tree. This tree was not ordinary for multiple reasons. One reason was because it loved to go on killing sprees to obtain drugs. Another reason was because it liked to spell its name with a 'K' and lived in the ghetto. It being black was normal, nothing for it to be ashamed of. Now, at this moment, the tree was reenacting a scene from it's favorite TV show. Not reenacting in its room but with an actual child. Evelyn and Abbey had the child ready to be curb stomped as Merry Krismas began to stomp on his head. This unfortunate child was Jack Grady. He along with Sean, made it on the Cults list which is never a good idea. After the deed was done and blood was splattered on the curb Merry Krismas turned to Abbey and Evelyn.

"Now we gotta go fuck up Tyler" the tree said in a deep, masculine black man's voice. It was like Morgan Freeman. But better. All 3 went off to kill Tyler as they found his home and set off a bomb. They watched with 3D glasses and popcorn.

"Wow. This 3D is amazing!" Abbey shouted as an arm flew at them.

"And so is this popcorn!" Evelyn said as a finger flew into her popcorn She ate the finger as she smiled evily "Tastes like the children I killed last week..."

"This better be a damn good movie I paid 3 dallars fo' it" MK (Merry Krismas) said in her voice that sounded like molasses.

A/N: Hi! Should i change Evelyn to Margeaux or Marge? or just keep it as Evelyn. Please help me faithful readers