It was just a normal day in PE (when i say normal, you say death. NORMAL....MORMAL) when all of a sudden Abbey was attacked brutally by a badmitten birdie. "MY EYE" she screamed, as she fell to the floor and and the gym turned inti a stage and she recited Hamlet. "TO KILL OR TO RIP OUT THEIR ORGANS" Evelyn then stopped being supreme as she knelt down on the floor and praised Satan. Her eyes rolled back in her head as she put on a huge grin and youth rolled away hugging a badmitten racket and chanting, "HE WASNT MUCH OF A DECROTIVE HAMBURGER TYPE" she then proceeded to move her legs in an un-human manner as she ate the souls of 5th graders and 7th graders. A few days before this blessing, she was at after care forcing little kids to watch Black Butler Book of Circus with her as she repeativly called Joker bae. She also forced them to watch the bugging scene from her all time favorite movie, "The Matrix". Back to the present day, she went around telling people to hit her the birdie. She imagined it was her enemy, AMELIA'S, head that she was bashing in. You see Amelia killed Abbey and Evelyn's love for life and inner souls and they attempted to murder Norway. All of a sudden Denmark from Hetalia a rose from the ground in a glourious choir of the angels of heaven and Hell combined and he sweeped Majestic Abbey of her feet, carring her bridal style. "Why hello there chunk of hunk handsome" she flirted. He raised his eyebrows seductivly, so secdutivly that the rose all the way to the heavens and Jegus was aroused and crying about how his eyebrows could not compare and how they "werent on fleet". Then Norway arose and seeked Amelias blood in vengence for being a bitch. Evelyn chuckled darkly as she stroked the floor. She was high and haluningh and cut out her uterus and fed it to her dog that dissipeared and turned into a tree. NOT JUST ANY TREE THOUGH A DOG-WOOD TREE.
"sprit seeking light and beauty!!!!" Evelyn sang with her oprea voice that would make even MR. Sampson cry liquid gold" she then passed out. AND THEN WADDLED AWAY WADDLE WADDLE TILL THE VERY NEXT SACRIFICE.
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RandomTHIS BE YE TALE OF THE SWAG CULT AT SCHOOL AND THEIR SWAVVY ADVENTURES