Swaglets

Swaglets I

The Majestic Abbey (theoriginalbebe) walked into school and crumpled to the floor sobbing because she did NOT want to be there. The Supreme Evelyn bent over M.A. (Majestic Abbey) "What's wrong Savvy Abbey(M.A.)?" she asked poking her head with a pen. "LIFE IS WHATS WRONG" she replied in between sobs. "Your face is also wrong." Evelyn said standing up. Evelyn was super tall and towered over everyone. It was a blessing and a curse. Abbey cried even more at Evelyns height as she slowly arose like Darth Vader did in Stars Wars. "Why are you so god damn tall" she complained wishing she was at least 5'6 and make Evelyn shorter. Soon, after the rest of the Swaglet Cult showed up and made the swag cult gang sign indicating that they were not clones. In the Cult there was Supreme Evelyn as the sacraficer, Majestic Abbey as the Cult Leader, then Swaggie Kennedy as the Jail escapie bus driver, Done-with-you-shit Ko-Rea as the sassy one, No Alyssa as the one nobody likes, Cool-cat Gianna as the cool cat with the drunk uncle, and whoever else is in the cult. Evelyn was going on a rant about Homestuck or some gay rom-com like normal, not carring what others thought, Abbey was talking about Lana Del Ray or Thirty Seconds to Mars, while Kennedy laughed at a suffering child, and Gianna talked about Sims and Alyssa failed at organizing everyone. "THIS CRUMB IS BIGGER THAN MY LIFE AMBITIONS" Abbey shouted. All of a sudden (GASP) their teacher from last year walked by, Evelyn and others in the cult turned and said "YO MR. M C CALL (ya know mc hammer?)" He gave a unconcerning look to the girls as he waddled away waddle waddle till the very next day. doo-doo-doo- doo-da-doo. A puny little 5th grader bumped into Abbey. Abbey gave a blood curdling scream as she shouted, "I WILL USE YOUR FLESH AS WALLPAPER!!" The child shrank in the aura of awesomeness as Evelyn snapped her neck, drew a pentogram with blood, and sacrificed the child to Satan. She said the chant, "He wasnt much of a decrotive hamburger type.(from Shadowed Destiny)" and the child turned to ash as Satan rose and carried Eylen into the abyss fling out of the school, and through the roof with. Abbey and the Cult shed a liquidifyed sorrow and said "Take us with you Lord Satan."