Swaglets

Wonderland or whatever

Evelyn walked through wonderland and almost stepped on a worm, "YO MAH BITCH" yelled the worm. Evelyn gasped. "ali?" she asked. the worm reponsed "DAMN STRIGHT ITS ME!" Ali inched on to Evelyn's shoulder. Abbey gasped. she saw a huge catapiller sitting on top of of a huge mushroom. The catpiller was named Catatyler and the mushroom, Arishroom. Evelyn stabbed the catailler to death when it turned into a butterfly, tore off his wings, and sewed the to herself so she could fly. Ali and Abbey ate Arishroom and gained the power to turned big or small. Later, they ran into the mad hatter, AKA Satan AKA alex and the Mad hare AKA DJ rabbit, they all fought an epic battle that ended with the ax going off to have some "fun"(if ya know what i mean *insert meme here*) with aroused Jesus and Alex and DJ Rabbit going with Abbey, Ali, and Evelyn. Little did they know, The White Rabbit, was stalking Abbey. The White Rabbit was MADLY in l<3ve with her! All of a sudden huge fat Tweedle Alyssa and Tweedle Jack squish the rabbit with their weight. and then they explode into chainsaws. the cheshire cat appears. "SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR DIRTY ROOM" he shouted as abbey killed him with a chainsaw. suddenly they were at the palace. "GASP. UNLOVED" Evelyn said as she saw Taylor Franks, the queen of hearts. "yes, tis I, Unloved." she said as she walked down her throne. "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS" she said as Evelyn and Abbey were suddenly in a geotine.

~to be continued