Cheesy Pick-up Lines

8.2K 12 9
                                    

These are jus some of the pick-up lines that I found online, most of them are my favourites lol. I just felt the need to add them, because I love stupid pick-up lines, they're cute in a weird way xD Anyways, enjoy lol

PS I do not own any of them

-Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cos every time I see you, you turn me on!

-I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you!

-Are you an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

-You're a dictionary, you add meaning to me life!

-Am I dead, angel? Cos this must be heaven!

-Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

-Can I flirt with you? Be unique and different, just say yes.

-Damn girl(boy), you have more curves then a racetrack!

-Do you know karate? Cos dammit honey, your body is really kicking.

-Honey I'm new in this town, do ya think I could have directions to your house?

-I hope you know CPR cos you take my breath away!

-Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good!

-Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I met the boy(girl) of my dreams

-Is your daddy a thief? Then who stole the sparkle of the stars and put them in your eyes?

- I looked up the word HANDSOME(BEAUTIFUL) in the thesaurus today, and your name was included

-Excuse me, but what pickup line works best for you?

-Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

-Do you have a girlfriend(boyfriend)? No?! Well do you want one?

-Can I have directions.. to your heart?

-For a minute there I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but now I realise that I'm very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me.

-Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work on it?

-Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're that boy(girl) with the beautiful smile!

-Hi are you legal? No, you're to hot to be legal.

-I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

-Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

-You must be a drug dealer, cos you're dope!

-You know, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

-Out of curiosity, were you born on a plane? Cos baby you're fly!

-Is it hot in here or is it just you?

-You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

-If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

-That's a nice shirt, can I talk you out of it?

-What does it feel like to be the most handsome guy in this room?

-What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in this room?

-My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love!

-Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Cheesy Pick-up LinesWhere stories live. Discover now