A Blessing Yet a Curse(Steven x Connie fanfic first one :) )

Chapter Nine: Relaxation

 Steven's POV: Hey guys, I got soda for me Garnet and Connie, donuts for Jasper and Lapis, nothing but pie instructions for Peridot and Pearl, and water bottles for Amethyst. TODAY WE RELAX.-Jasper: I don't relax I just simply loosen my body and lie down.- That's relaxing. -Jasper: Really?!?! PERIDOT YOU LIED TO ME!- Peridot: No I didn't I gave you a definition of relaxing. I said GWAH!(Peridot ducks from Jasper's cheeto puff fist.) What the hell Jasper?- -Jasper: Oh nothing, just giving you a definition of a classic butt kicking is. >:) ( They continue to break objects in the house as Jasper chases Peridot.) *Facepalm* Lapis, from now on, if you want us to bring homeworld gems in, if they break something, it's out of your wallet. -Lapis: But I don't have a wallet.(She smiles and Steven notices the metal bridges on her mouth.) Hey Lapis why did you get braces? -Lapis: Oh cuz Peri wanted me to.- -Connie: So you guys actually got together?!?!- -Lapis: You could say that, but we're still kinda "iffy". She still has her job at your school right Connie?- -Connie: Yeah, she's my science and technology teacher.- Why am I just now hearing this? -Connie: Sorry sweetie, I was gonna tell you but all this junk got in the way, school, a GIANT WAR on the brink of happening, and other junk.- -Lapis: I also got a job as a flight instructor. Since I can fly, they think I'm a pro at flying airplanes. I had to go to five funerals.- Oook then. So Pearl what were you doing the past few days? -Pearl: Well, I--(Power goes out.)-Peridot: NICE GOING ORAMGE HULK, YOU BROKE THE POWER*sigh* Pearl can you help me in here?- -Pearl: COMING! This will have to wait. I'll be back in thirteen minutes.- Well Amethyst, I heard that you and Sour Cream are really hitting off. -Amethyst: Yeah, but recently, he has college essays to do for his final year. But Connie, what college are you going to, after this year you'll be heading there, and you know Steven isn't going. So what are you gonna do?- -Connie: Well *drinks from soda* I'm planning on either, staying here with you guys and Steven, or going to college for at least three years then come back *Steven drinks from soda* and get married to Steven * Steven almost chokes on his Coke, and gets up and start coughing* - Garnet: Something wrong Steven?(She says grinning and trying hard not to laugh.)- Ok let's change the subject. Garnet have you wondered what we look like as a fusion? -Garnet: Hmmm a little, but with my future vision I can see a blur of it. Alright let's fuse I remember it's name with your mother. "Lava Quartz" we called it. Alright(She gets up.) Let's fuse.- Ok.(They fuse into an eight foot tall woman, black sunglasses, Black Top, pramge bottoms, when they combined their wepons, they had a gauntlet with litteral RAZER BLADES on each end and their hqir was on fire, causing the ceiling to burn a little.) -Amethyst: Woah, FIREEEEEE!- -Lava Universe: We are LAVA UNIVERSE!(They unfuse and laugh at Amethyst forming Into a clown on a unicycle trying to put the fire out.)|| End of their first relaxation day ;)||