A Blessing Yet a Curse(Steven x Connie fanfic first one :) )

Chapter Eleven: Daily Homeworld Earth Life

 Peridot's POV: *Sigh* I remember when I tried to destroy Earth. And me and Jasper got our butts kicked. But good job they did, this place actually rocks! Right Jasper?-Jasper: Meh. It's ok, I mean it's not like I could've been empress of the Earth District or anything. As a matter of face WHY NOT LET'S TRY AGAIN COME ON LAPIS!- (She grabs Peridot and Lapis and go to the nearest Kroger store.) -Jasper: Ok let's start the take over slowly.- (She tries to grab a kid's plush toy, but its goo goo eyes weakened her and she let go. Then )-Lapis: HAHAAA you so soft now Jasper, let me show you how it's done.-(She grabs her phone and texts Steven: Expect us on the news ;):( Her gem amd eyes went white as she lifted all the water from the air and SMASHED it down onto the cash registers. Making the money fly out.) Well guys *handcuffs clinged on* we're officially arrested. Great Job! (As they get a ride to jail, Lapis is kicking the seat of the driver like that one twelve year old in the back of an airplane.) -Lapis: I demand a LAWYER!(She shouted as she kicked the seat even harder making it crack open a little.) -Policeman: FOR WHAT, we have over thirty witnesses and camera footage. You can waste your money on a lawyer, but he will get his ass beat in the argument. You're guilty ladies.(Hours later, Peridot woke up to see that she was inside a small jail cell with Jasper in the corner twiddling her thumbs, thumb wrestling herself. Followed by looking down at Lapis sleeping on her stomach.) *Grumbles*(She pushes Lapis off her making her hit the hard, cold floor. Making her wake up.) -Lapis: OW Peri wth.- This is your fault Lapis, if you hadn't gone Avater Aang on them, we wouldn't be here.-Policeman: Ooh burn.- (Lapis starts crying baby tears.) That's not gonna work Lapis. (She starts the quivering lip.) - Jasper and Peridot: Uh oh.(They rushed to the door begging to get out, but it was too late. Lapis eyes and mouth burst out with water slamming both Peridot and Jasper into the cell door.) OK OK I FORGIVE YOU! GEEZ. -Garnet: That's all I wanted to hear.(She un shape shifted hack into her pinkish red self.) -Connie: We got you guys hahaaaa. -Amethyst: Goteeeeem.- (The entire room goes silent.) -Steven: RRiight. Anyways, I showed Garnet and Amethyst while Pearl is on her solo mission. So we decided to quickly ruun to that Kroger and Garnet kinda possessed everyone so they wiuldnt get hurt by the water spikes ;P. (In Greg's van.) Greg: Woah look at Peridot's face, she's almost as red as a blood cucumber.- I'm not speaking to you guys. Only Lapis cuz she almost broke my nose. | End of relaxation fillers| Hope you enjoyed this more of a side charActer adventure. I'm just flat out of ideas on how to get these guys into future chapters. Put your ideas in the comment section and it might get it's own chapter and your name in these notes. Oh yeah WE HIT OVER 100 READS!!!! Like woah I've notice earlier last month but didn't know how to say it but thank you for your support of this book. I really love you guys for sharing this with your friends and family. And we're almost to 200 reads already. make sure to favorite for updates on book and comment to help me get better and for your enjoyment increase and.......STAY MAXIMUM