Dean and Sam are in their rooms in the bunker when Cas appears in the library of the bunker
Castiel: *runs across room with his hands half in this shirt and half sticking out with sugar and chocolate all over his face and shirt* LOOK AT ME I'M A T-REX
Cas: I'M A RETARDED T-REX YEEEEEEEE *falls to the grounds and rolls around* NOW I'M A RETARDED CATERPILLAR WHO'S ALSO A R-REX
Dean: *enters room* what the hell is happening here?
Cas: DEAN BE A CATERPILLAR WITH ME
Dean: What the hell Cas? did Gabriel give you chocolate?
Cas: *runs in circles with hands sticking out* I'M A BUTTERFLY NOW, A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY LOOK AT ME FLYYYYYYY
Dean: GABRIEL GET DOWN HERE
Cas: YEEEEEEE I'M A BUTTERFLY. BE A BUTTER FLY DEAN LET THE BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY INSIDE YOU OUT
Dean: Uh how about you sit down Cas? *tries to gently shove Cas onto a chair*
Cas: *jumps up and garbs an axe from somewhere*AYE WHO IS THIS CAS YOU SPEAK OF? I AM BLACKBEARD! AND YOU ARE MY PRETTY WIVES WHICH ONE OF YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO DIE?
Dean: woaw! what the hell Cas?? Wives really?
Cas: *Points at Dean* WHAT ABOUT YOU PRETTY LADY? YES! YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST OF MY WIVES TO DIE
Sam: so get thi- uh Dean why is Cas pointing an axe at you?
Cas: YOU! *points at Sam* WHO IS THIS CAS YOU CONTINUE TO SPEAK OF? *puts axe to his throat* ANSWER ME WIFE
Sam: Woaw! Chill out Cas! and wife?
Cas: WHO IS THIS CAS?????
Dean: Ca- urh Blackbeard!
Ca- urh Blackbeard?: YES WIFE?
Dean: would you like some more candy Ca-uh Blackbeard?
Blackbeard: CANDY! YES WIFE! *follows Dean into the kitchen*
Sam: GABRIEL!! GET YOUR FEATHERY ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW
Gabriel: you called Samntha?
Sam: FOR THE FIFTIETH TIME ITS SAM!!! NOW DO SOMETHING ABOUT BLACKBEARD BEFORE HE KILLS ONE OF US!!
Gabriel: but the fun just started!
Sam: Gabriel! fix him!
Gabriel: Fine!
*Blackbeard is shoving candy in his mouth when Gabriel snaps his fingers*
(A/N)
Hey guys! and I have no idea what this is... I thought I'd give crack-fiction a try and I'm not sure if this is good enough... but this was my try at it :D tell me what you guys think and if I should write more of this type of stuff and you can always request a one shot and I'd be more than happy to write it for you but anyways I hope you guys enjoyed that! have a great day or night!
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Supernatural One Shots
FanfictionWhat started as me writing Supernatural themed one shots but then turned into my English homework with changes made to add characters in, enjoy.
