Scientist of Konoha

6

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Seriously, if I did Naruto would be a batshit crazy genius.

My eyes opened as I left my world of dreams. I felt the carpet beneath me as I sat upright. I look to my right and see Akira sleeping on her bed. Yes, I said it was her bed. I don't like beds. The floor is more comfortable so I gave the bed to Akira because she is picky about where she sleeps. I then look left towards my clock. The bright numbers display 3:00. Well, it seems like a good time to wake up. I had a total of 30 minutes of sleep. Yeah... I don't sleep much. Call it paranoia but when you're asleep anything can happen so I try to not sleep much.

According to the anime, the academy doesn't start anytime soon and I don't want to wake up Akira so I think I should study some anatomy. Maybe I should study about how gills work. They might come in handy on the C-Rank mission. Which, if I remember correctly, is in the land of waves. The only problem is, I don't have a book on fish anatomy here. Now I really wish I had my old apartment here. It was filled to the brim with books. Man, I love books.

Maybe I should just review some advanced anatomy...

So that's how I spent my morning, whispering advanced anatomy terms and mentally reviewing them.

Kakashi's POV

I groan as I open my eyes, revealing them to the blinding light. I quickly close them again, as to let my eyes adjust. After they adjust I sit up on my bed and look to my clock that displays 5:30. Well, now would be a good time to get up. Today, I have to show Tai where the Academy is.

I let out a long sigh. I also have to meet up with the hokage later to check out Naruto's house and then go to meet my team. I already know who's going to be on my team so I don't think they will work as a team. Seriously, who thought of putting Naruto with Sasuke and Tai with both of them? That's a horrible idea.

Anyway, I should get up now and wake Tai up.

So, I got out of bed and got ready before making my way to Tai's room. I stand in front of the door before slowly opening it. Uh... What the hell?

Tai is sitting in the middle of the room in from of me with all his clothes on, his head tilted towards the floor while chanting nonsensical words in a monotone voice. I guess he saw me open the door so he stops his chanting and slowly tilts his head up to reveal only a pair of glowing golden eyes.

"Hello Kakashi sensei~" he says in a singsong voice. Oh god this is creepy. He really is insane isn't he.

Tai's POV

At around 5:40 I hear Kakashi open the door to my room, probably to tell me to get ready. However I was still testing my memory on advanced anatomy so I saw an opportunity. I doubt he knows the terms I was using for anatomy so to him I was just chanting nonsense. I slowly looked up and stopped my chanting. My golden eyes met his black one and I could tell he was unsettled. I smiled creepily though he couldn't see it.

"Hello Kakashi sensei~" I sang. "Do you want to meet my friends? They would be very happy to meet you~" I asked him while pointing to a random corner of the room. I could tell he was very unsettled now and maybe even a little scared. Even though I could only see his right eye, I could tell his expression was priceless. I tried to hold in my laughter as much as I could.

"Heheh... Hahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHA!" I laughed like a crazed maniac as I threw my hands into the air. My laugh woke up Akira who looked at me in exasperation.

"Ooh~ Looks like the wolf has come to play too~" I said creepily. "Wanna play Ka-ka-shi~" I asked, emphasizing every syllable in his name. Instead of replying he slowly closed the door before walking away. Rude...

Akira just gazed over my awesome face as I giggled. "Tai... When are you going to stop creeping people out?" She asked me with exasperation.

"When Sasuke stops being an Emo brooder. In other words, never." I replied. She decided to not reply to that as she groggily got up from the bed. She is so lazy, always sleeping.

Anyway, I think that Kakashi just ditched us and left the house without showing me to the academy... Oh well I'll find my own way there.

So I got up and got ready before leaving the house with Akira trailing behind me. Now I just need to find the academy... It's not like Konoha is that big right? Right?

Timeskip-10 minutes

By some stroke of luck I found Kakashi walking in the streets reading his book. He seems to be really into that book. I wonder if he'd notice if someone followed him... Let's do it.

I started to walk about five feet behind him. It doesn't look like he noticed yet. That's good.

I followed him for like five minutes before he finally looked behind him. As he turned around his eye widened and he almost jumped at the sight of me. "Tai, what are you doing here?" He asked nervously.

"Scarecrow didn't give directions so I had to search for hellcademy with wolf." I answered cryptically. Not sure if he understood what I meant.

"If you're looking for the academy it's right there. You're already late." He answered as he pointed to a building that we passed a few blocks ago. Oh... How did I miss that? Well now I feel stupid...

So without further ado I walked over to the academy. When I walked into the academy doors there was a receptionist sitting behind a desk.

"hello, can I help you?" She asked nervously. You can tell that she is unnerved by my appearance.

"Yeah, I'm supposed to join the graduating class." I replied in a monotone voice. Her face lit up with recognition.

"Ah, you must be Taidana Ookami right?" She asked me. I nodded my head in reply. "Well you can just go down that hall, take a left at the end and keep going until you see a door to your right." She told me.

I followed her directions and found myself in front of a classroom full of people. In the center, there was Naruto glaring at Sasuke and crouching on his desk. Ooooh I came at the good part. Nobody seemed to acknowledge my presence as the kid in front of Naruto bumped into him, which in turn made Naruto fall forwards so his lips crashed into Sasuke's. Oh god, I wish I had a camera. Oh wait... I do. I quickly took my IPhone out of my pocket and snapped a ton of pictures of them. (And yes, of course I have my phone with me. I wouldn't be able to read fanfics without it.)

I watched as all the Sasuke fangirls cracked there knuckles and get ready to beat up Naruto. However before anything entertaining happened, Iruka noticed my presence.

"Class settle down! A new student is here today!" Iruka exclaimed. The class immediately threw questions at Me and Iruka. Questions such as 'What?! But today's graduation day!' And 'That's not fair! He didn't have to take the test!'. Iruka grew irritated and a tick mark appeared on his head.

"QUIET!" He shouted. The class quickly quieted down and sat back in their seats. "Now, would you mind introducing yourself?" He asked me politely. I nodded at him and stood in front of class to present myself amazingly.

"Tai." I stated as I took an empty seat next to Shino. Every one just sweat dropped at my introduction and ignored me.

A/N: I just realized that I was very inconsistent in the first few chapters so I edited them. I made another book called 'Guess The Anime Character!' And as I'm posting this chapter it has a total of zero reads... I'd be happy if someone could check it out. Make sure to comment and vote if you liked it or have any ideas for me.