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sickest birthday gift?

-Katie

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Katie: a tightrope and a whip, Portia didn't talk to me for three months because of the second one

Allie: sick as in gross?-- Wait wait wait! YOU HIT PORTIA?! WHY IS SHE STILL FRIENDS WITH YOU?!!?!!

Katie: You act like I'm not just pretending to like that freak, anyway, sick as in cool

Allie: Jason came to visit even if he had class that day, he spent the whole day with me :)

Katie: Of course he did, that perv

Allie: HEY!

Katie: That wasn't even a present

Allie: It was to me! he gave me a sick bracelet!

Katie: Cheap shit. probably got turned down after offering sex

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