Chapter 9

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Hey guys. So I sorta have some type of phobia of smut and no-pants-moments. this makes me have little panic attacks and freak out a bit when I write smut, but you like it so I try. That's why I've been gone for so long on this one. I was trying to recover. So from now on, any smut in here, will be completely written and edited by Julia Catrine. Love you seagulls.

Title- Ours X2
number of words-2458

time skip-
about 3 months later-
Johnnies POV

How. The actual fuck. Is this even possible? When did we even- oh, that party at Shannon's last month. So, dilemma.

Not sure why I even took this fucking thing, but I'm glad I did. What I found out about five minutes ago is that I'm pregnant. and a boy. and pregnant. by a boy. and I now have a child, growing, inside of me. At least that's what the thingy says. Maybe I should take about fifteen more? just in case. It's a good thing it's a three pack. I used one, and I'm not sure what to do with the other two.

knock knock

"Johnnie? are you gonna come finish the video?" I hear Bryan ask

oh shit. there was a point to this fucking test.

"I can't do it! it's just too fucking awkward. I can't even get myself to pee at all!" I laugh trying to pull off the fakality of it.

"Jesus! whatever. let me do it then." he laughs and starts to turn the handle

I quickly stuff the test down my pants to where it couldn't be seen. He walks past me and grabs the one still on the counter, not the other two.

"wasn't this a three pack he says gesturing to the only visible one."

"nope. just a single cheap one. in your hand" I say awkwardly and close the door, running to my room and hiding the other two tests under my mattress.

As soon as I casually walk back in the room, Bryan walks out of the bathroom with the stick, mumbling with a smile on his face.

He gets back in front of the camera and says "good news everyone! I'm not pregnant!!! It's weird cause me and Kohnnie are always having a super hot threesome every night. Hashtag Kohnnan!!!" he laughs and so do we

We finish our video and decide to call it 'I'm not pregnant! ft. #Kohnnie' since its on Bryan's channel.

It was weird.

But fun.

And now I'm panicking because I'm not sure how to find out how or if I'm actually pregnant because last time I checked, I have a dick, therefore I'm male.

I'll go to the doctors or something. Say I'm going to hang out with my mom for the day, just me and her and everyone else can have a MDE day. I don't know.

-the next day-

"Hey babe. I'm going to hang out with my mom for the day" I say, hoping he's convinced

"ok. do you want me to go too?" he asks

"no, thank you though baby. I'll make sure to get you a few peace teas ok?" I say leaning in for a kiss

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