Mister (Hoodie x Eyeless Jack)

Chapter 16: No Pussy

Dedicated to @foxcowmushroom for giving me the power to update.

Thursday

Granny and Imadork went into the back room to talk. From what Jack could hear their boss somehow knew The two men were coming to this shack and planted two agents here. But they were supposed to befriend the men not tie them up. They royally fucked up.

Hoodie was expressionless under his mask while Jack was nervously biting his lip so hard it broke the skin.

"So you two like lovers or some shit?" Troy asked.

"Excuse me?!?!!??" Hoodie barked.

"Like do you two have hot gay sex or no?" Troy has great social skills.

"Unfortunately no." Jack thought. Well he meant to think it.

"What?"

"What."

"You guys should totally go out." Troy added.

"I agree." Came a new voice. It was a partehhhhh in that shack.

"We could go on double dates!" A second new voice added. In the doorway stood Masky and Toby.

Hoodie and Jack were really confused. What the flip-flap-patty-wack was going on?

"Da fuck?" Hoodie finally got out. Masky decided to explain.

Long story short...

Toby shipped Joodie. It's his OTP. Well TicciMask is his main OTP but Joodie is second.

He knew they were running away and hired Granny and Imadork to spark some romance but they fucked that up then Troy came and everything just went to hell.

"You seriously did all of that for your stupid ship!" Hoodie said as he rubbed his sore wrists. During story time Jack and Hoodie were untied.

"You're such a hypocrite." Toby narrowed his eyes as he remembered that Hoodie did some crazy things for his OTP.

Everyone was silent for a while.

"Umm soooo." Jack cleared his throat.

"But you guys missed a lot while you were gone." said Masky. "The Creepypasta Mansion is kinda just a house in the woods now."

"What do you mean?" Jack asked.

//time skip//

Masky was leading the three others through the woods. They had left Troy with the girls to take care of.

They were also having more story time.

"Jane was the first to go. She grabbed her stuff, a hot pocket, and walked out the door. Everyone else left soon after. But
I'm pretty sure they all went their separate ways." Masky started.

"So everyone left the mansion because we left?"

"Not exactly. Smile dog found out that Slendy killed a cat. Your cat. And he completely lost his shit. He started ranting that Slendy was a monster and needed to die. Slendy overheard and was not happy at ALL. So he attacked Smile."

"But he's fine. We patched him up and took him to our apartment. Which is where we're taking you!" Toby assured them.

A/N:
I'm addicted to dialogue...
IM TRING TO GET MY SHIT TOGETHER OKAY!