band texts [frerard, perrentes, cashby, kellic, jalex, & more]

28 - vic to tyler

im tryna convince my mum to let me get a piercing and she's pulling the '666' card on me like 'when u go to heaven god will punish u and if u get a piercing its a 666 illuminati confirmed' im

ps. tyler and josh (dun) in this fanfic r gonna be like THE onision of bands like theyll judge everyone and make offensive jokes so if u dont like onision u wont like tyler and josh in this lmfao

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<vic>
yo

<tyler>
heard u crossed the border!!

we should throw u a party

<vic>
bye

<tyler>
jk come back

hi

<vic>
hi

<tyler>
was nice seeing u today

although my neck hurts from looking down so much

<vic>
r u calling me short

<tyler>
no im saying ur a midget

<vic>
um

ok

anyways

heard you talked to oli

<tyler>
ye that dumb cunt

<vic>
true

<tyler>
i hate him

like with a passion

<vic>
u hate everyone but josh

<tyler>
true true

<vic>
so

<tyler>
so?

<vic>
u and josh huh

<tyler>
kys

<vic>
woah calm ur ballsacks

<tyler>
no

<vic>
i know better than to argue

<tyler>
proud of u

<vic>
thx

<tyler>
shut up

what do u want from me

<vic>
i love that song haha

<tyler>
vic

stop

<vic>
ok

<tyler>
so

<vic>
so?

<tyler>
u and that kellin kid huh

did he help u cross the border

<vic>
sTOP WITH THE IMMIGRANT JOKES FFS

<tyler>
what did u say

<vic>
nothing nothinf

<tyler>
that is it im calling josh on ur ass

<vic>
wTF NO

PLs

HAVE MERCY

:'( LORD HAVE MERCY

mY LITTLE IMMIGRANT ASS WILL GET THE FUCK OUT OKAY

I PROMISE

PLS DONT CALL JOSH

<tyler>
lol too late

<vic>
fML MAN

U NO WHAT U DONT NEED TO COME KILL ME ILL KMS

<tyler>
ofc u will

<vic>
bye

<tyler>
bye

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i wanted to put onision in this but it wouldnt fit the story so i made ty n jishwa onision basically lol bye