band texts [frerard, perrentes, cashby, kellic, jalex, & more]

35 - brendon to ryan

i realised i still hadnt really introduced ryan or brendon and no one else has ever texted them yet so

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<beebo>
these people are weird

<ryan>
who

<beebo>
everyone here

<ryan>
true

<beebo>
like gerard and louis are so sassy it makes me want to cry

<ryan>
ur sassy too its ok <3

<beebo>
ofc i am

<ryan>
tyler and josh are pretty cool

<beebo>
true but theyre pretty mean

<ryan>
so are we

<beebo>
true

<ryan>
so everybody knows about the milk

<beebo>
ofc they do thats old news

<ryan>
thats fucking creepy

<beebo>
thats what we get for coming here

<ryan>
that oli kid spreads all the gossip i bet it was him smh

<beebo>
or alan

<ryan>
that ginger

<beebo>
ofc it was him

<ryan>
hes probably a weasley

<beebo>
i bet he is

<ryan>
he reminds me of kittens

<beebo>
same¿?

<ryan>
what even

<beebo>
im bored

<ryan>
same

<beebo>
do u want dinner

<ryan>
yes pls

no milk tho

<beebo>
gerard invited us over for dinner

<ryan>
ooh i heard he's a great cook

<beebo>
i heard that harry kid makes good cupcakes

<ryan>
i heard that the icing is salty

<beebo>
ive heard horrible things about the icing

<ryan>
im gonna go bc i need to get dressed if im gonna be meeting frank and gerard

<beebo>
why

<ryan>
theyre like everyone's mum and dad

<beebo>
wtf fr

<ryan>
yes wtf

<beebo>
ok then im gonna go get ready bye

<ryan>
bye

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what even is this chapter