Mike: Caaaaaaluuuum baaabe
Cal: wut
Mike: help me translate this fan here
Cal: so chairs can talk chinese too?
Mike: ( ̄∇ ̄)
Mike: she's waiting for me
Cal: dude IM NOT ASIAN OKAT
Mike: woah calm yo tits
Cal: wish i have em
Mike: wat do i say to her?
Cal: say bootay
Mike: okay i did. She ran away giggling
Cal: nice
Mike: now lets be serious, y u look like asian
Cal: Michael why r u talking like dat
Mike: i no talk. I type
Cal: i cant wait to hear ur accent talking like that
Mike: me too. Want kiss from me later?
Cal: sure babe ;)
Mike: love you
Cal: love you too my asian
Mike: IM NOT ASIAN. YOU ARE.
Cal: i hate you
Mike: lovU2
Cal: sigh
Mike: did u sigh in chinese
Cal: i dunno. I sighed in Jamaican
Mike: but ure not even black
Cal: exactly
Mike: i dun get you
Cal: dun care
Mike: but u lab me rite
Cal: left
Mike: where is dis going
Cal: to the great wall of china
Mike: okay im going to find luke for some cuddles
Cal: waaaait. Im sorry. I just get annoyed when ppl call me asian.
Mike: its okay. Im sorry too but we all just want to make fun of you
Cal: yeH i kno
Mike: so instead of cuddles later can we make out
Cal: anything for you babe :*
Mike: :*
Cal: :*
Mike: :*
Cal: :*
Mike: :*
Cal: where is dis going
Mike: to Shanghai
Cal: dats my boi :')
NEW STORY AYYEE
Okay bbai enjoy this :))