I Scrotum You | Cake

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Luke: hey cal

Cal: yea m8?

Luke: can u help me study?

Cal: wat y

Luke: im so confused ugh

Cal: y u confused

Luke: i just am

Cal: y

Luke: maybe im bored

Cal: yyy

Luke: can you just help me

Cal: how though. I thot u were going out with arzaylea

Luke: mom said to study

Cal: lmao

Luke: what?

Cal: bruh are you sure with your relationship with arzaylea

Luke: im not sure tho

Cal: why?

Luke: i dunno. She's pretty tho, and shes actually kind

Cal: but?

Luke: i dunno. I kind of hav feelings for some1

Cal: who bro?

Luke: hes cute and smart and lieks 90s music

Cal: and?

Luke: he always asks for cuddles

Cal: and?

Luke: plays bass

Cal: and?

Luke: has black hair

Cal: and

Luke: a guy..

Cal: bro

Cal: bro..

Cal: bRO U KIDDIN ME

Luke: nope. I rly hav complicated feelings right now ugh

Cal: well u kno wat dey say. Follow ur <3

Luke: bruh that looks like scrotum

Cal: i love <3 you doe

Luke: u do?

Cal: yeah. Last week

Luke: lol

Cal: well...

Cal: r u gonna break up with her?

Luke: maybe. I might break her heart tho

Cal: follow your scrotum bro

Luke: okay i will :-)

Cal: :)

Luke: i have 2 go now. Moms calling

Cal: k babe

Luke: babe (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cal: yea. I scrotum you :')

Luke: I scrotum you too :')

A/n: no hate on this. I like arzaylea okay c:

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