Mike: cally
Cal: yes mikerowave?
Mike: shud i dye my hair again
Cal: what. Ure getting bald mikey
Mike: ik :( but i really want to be colorful
Cal: but you are my color babe. You have many colors in you
Mike: :") thats so sweet i cried rainbow (a/n: let's be real you know michael can cry rainbows)
Cal: lol. Save some rainbows for me
Mike: sure. anything for you my love
Cal: :)
Mike: :-)
Cal: yOU CHEATIN ON ME!!??!?!?
Mike: what?
Cal: you used luke's emoji!!
Mike: yeah so?
Cal: that means youve been sleeping with luke!
Mike: no u didnt!
Mike: **i
Cal: then y r u using his emoji :(
Mike: im kind of addicted to it.
Cal: :"(
Mike: look i know u think i like Luke but i dont okay. I mean i do like him but I love you calum. You are the California in my heart. You are the ice cream to my jelly. You are da blood in my veins. You are the eraser of my pencil tip (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cal: aww mikey :"""""""""") youre so sweet
Mike: of course i am. Im made of rainbows remember?
Cal: babe rainbows is like sunlight+water
Mike: yes
Mike: u are the sunlight
Mike: i am the water
Mike: water as in the wettest water of all (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cal: u wet? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mike: no calum i just texted you the most cliche thoughts i could think of u think im horny right now
Cal: lol sorry. Well ure really sweet :)
Mike: ik. You too :)
Cal: ily
Mike: sAY IT PROPERLY
Cal: i love you :")
Mike: love u too
Cal: lmao
Mike: lol
