Mike: ASH ASG ASG
Ash: "asg"
Mike: what are you gon do for valentine's?
Ash: umm, maybe we can go watch a movie
Mike: but that's too cliche
Ash: yea buuuuut food right?
Mike: how bout we just watch movies in my house and eat nutella?
Ash: but im on a diet..
Mike: really
Ash: ok no
Ash: hey ure the one asking me ok. I gave my opinion
Mike: but i wanna stay in bed wif you :c
Ash: fiiiiiiine. I'll do it for me baby
Mike: yASSSS
Ash: yea
mike: :)
ash: lel
mike: are you okay?
ash: ye me is good
mike: are you sure?
mike: wanna talk about it?
ash: i said its nothing
mike: it doesnt seem nothing babe.
mike: whats wrong?
ash: idk
ash: i feel like making a fan kill me
mike: ashy our fans won't kill us lmao
ash: i meant
ash: literally, the fans
ash: the one that gives us air
mike: ash no why would you think of that. dont ever think of that please.
ash: idk. i feel depressed..
mike: why? what did i do?
ash: nothing.
mike: ashyyyy~ cheer up my baby boy
ash: haha i love it when you say that
mike: hehe ik you do
mike: ok whats really wrong babe. why do u feel like that
ash: idkkkk
ash: i dont think i play the drums well anymore
mike: babe youre the best of the best
ash: no mikey, yesterday was the worst!!!
mike: that was just a small mistake ashy. i make mistakes too
ash: but youre still good at guitar :(( (a/n: lmao tru i wish i was as good as mike)
mike: and you too! you still bang em like how you do with me :))))
ash: but
ash: ugh
ash: oh well, i am pretty good at that
mike: hehe yes daddy
ash: youre into the kink again?
mike: ofc, bc you are daddy ;))
ash: haha youre right
mike: cheer up ok? i dont want my daddy like that
ash: alright
ash: ill try baby
mike: thats the spirit!!!!1!1
ash: i read that as squirt
mike: heh, my daddy's back
ash: hehe, kind of
mike: ill visit you, and bring mcdonalds
ash: aw really?
mike: mhm
mike: even tho i hate going out, ill buy for you
mike: and we'll eat at your house
ash: aw
ash: thank you :'')
mike: anything for my daddy
a/n: hO KAY i haven't been here for a long time. but here i am!! i'm not interested in this band anymore tbh (but i love their new song with one ok rock scREAMS), but i wanna continue writing humour. plus, i am completely committed in a relationship with someone so ye. i hope people still read these cri. have a great day!!!!!
