Cal: hey guys
Luke: hey caLLY
Mike: i wanna little bit of callyfronia
Ash: and a little bit of london sky
Luke: shut up hes mINE
Mike: ok chill
Ash: i wanna take my heart to the end of the world
Cal: and fly away tonight
Cal: okay guys hear me out
Luke: ok cally
Cal: something happened today..
Mike: YOURE PREGNANT
Luke: hell no
Cal: i wish i was but its impossible
Ash: ok srsly WAT IS IT
Cal: i..
Cal: a girl walked in my room
Luke: well thats okay. As long as she didnt steal anything from you
Cal: well i was naked when she walked in
Mike: bahahahahahaha
Ash: hahahaha
Ash: wait
Ash: wat did she do after she walked in?
Cal: she took a picture
Luke: wAT
Mike: hahahaha
Ash: dont "hahaha" on calum the photo's going to be leaked!!!!
Mike: oh
Mike: Oh
Mike: OHHH
Mike: Oh my gosh Calum wtf!!?
Cal: i didnt do anything! I just wanted to change clothes then she walked in then giggled and took a pic and ran away
Luke: why didnt you stop her?
Cal: i was shocked as well sheesh
Mike: how will our manager react?
Ash: i don't know, but we just have to tell him the truth
Mike: but what if he doesn't believe us?
Luke: just listen to daddy. Daddy knows best
Cal: daddy :")
Luke: but cal youre mine
Cal: i know daddy ;)
Mike: i got daddy here
Ash: im right here for you kitten ;))
Luke: im happy were like this
Ash: yeH
Mike: yea. We can forget the bad things for a while
Cal: however the bas thing is still on ://
Mike: but we should be happy as well c:
Luke: yea. Mikeys right
Ash: okay guys lets just eat pizza instead of panicking over this nude leaking thing again
Mike: YESS PIZZA
Cal: sigh
Cal: the manager will yell at me for sure :c
Luke: its okay cally im right here
Cal: ily
Luke: ily2
Mike: ily daddy
Ash: shut up
Mike: :"c
Ash: okay ily2
Mike: :")
A/n: i update weird things...
BUT OH WELL MICHAEL IS BLONDE NOW HEUEHEUEHEUEHEYEHEUE
