Cal: i wish that i cud wake up
Mike: with pizza
Luke: and forget about these
Ash: omg something happened jus now
Cal: ASHTON U RUINED EVERYTHING
Ash: sorry
Ash: its just that i found my lost drumsticks in a toilet bowl...
Luke: pff..
Mike: lmao
Cal: oh my gosh wtf
Ash: ikr
Luke: who stole it?
Ash: i have no idea!
Cal: maybe Dave did it?
Ash: y wud dave do dat
Luke: maybe calum did it...
Cal: tf y wud i do dat??
Ash: ugh it must be someone
Cal: maybe RJ put it there
Luke: yea that might be tru but that dog is always with u calum. I dont think it does anything else besides cuddling and barking at u.
Cal: RJ does other things too luke. And we dont cuddle. If we did he wudve exploded already
Ash: tru dat. But gosh, who would do such a thing
Cal: Ikr
Luke: sigh
Ash: yeah
Cal: but srsly wat if RJ did it. Hes been naughty these days. He ate my steak last night :(
Ash: awweyy cal dont worry ill buy you a new steak :)
Cal: :') thanks
Luke: i still dont think RJ did it
Cal: yea i guess so. RJ's too innocent
Ash: yeah u guys are right
Cal: wait
Luke: wat?
Cal: i feel like somethings missing
Ash: more like someone
Luke: mICHAEL WHERE R U
Ash: hes not replying
Cal: gosh dammit
Mike: im here!
Luke: where the heck did you go?
Mike: sorry i was in the bathroon doing
Mike: stuff
Ash: yup he masturbated
Mike: no i didnt!!!
Cal: yea you did
Mike: okay fine. I was the one who threw ashtons drumsticks in the toilet bowl
Ash: wAT
Cal: srsly?
Mike: yeah...
Luke: why would you do that? HES OUR DADDY FOR HEAVENS SAKE
Mike: shut up luke i know u have feelings for ash
Luke: lol yeah. I love you ash :-)
Ash: i love you too :)))
Cal: is someone gonna ask michael why he did it or...
Ash: wHY MICHAEL WHY
Mike: sheesh wait
Luke: i alrdy asked him what earlier
Mike: okay so a few days ago ashton beat me in Fifa which was weird bc he never played fifa
Ash: thats why u threw my favorite drumsticks IN THE TOILET BOWL?!
Mike: chill let me finish
Mike: then later ash made fun of me and told everyone that i was bad at playing fifa AND every video game. Dude u only beat me in one video game and you told everyone i was bad AT MARIO KART.
Ash: oh...
Cal: ash why did you do that?
Ash: well i guess i was really happy to beat the champion of video games
Luke: yeah. Too happy.
Ash: im sorry michael. I never thought that it would hurt you. It was just a joke
Mike: ppshh it didnt seem like a joke.
Ash: look in sorry okay? Im sorry for making fun of you losing. Can we still be friends?
Mike: ugh fine. You win
Luke: daddy always wins
Cal: true dat
Mike: and im sorry for trowing ur fav drumsticks on the dirtiest toilet bowl in here. I guess i went a little off
Ash: yeah its okay. I got over it.
Luke: group hug!! *hugs everyone*
Mike: *hugs*
Cal: //runs away//
Luke: cal wtf
Ash: *hugs* i love you guys :')
A/n: school is very tiring ugh. Im sorry if i make shitty stories ill try my best next time c:
