Slight Disorder (An OHSHC Story)

The New Host

I sighed to myself happily, remembering that proud moment when I received that silver trophy. Meanwhile, Ren was whining away in my head, showing all the attributes of being a sore loser.

It's not fair! I'm pretty sure the ball hit the tin! The referee has to be blind or something!

"Ren, the ball didn't hit the tin, I saw it myself and she definitely won. Stop whining."

For your info, we could have won if you agreed to switch with me before the last set! The golden trophy could've been ours!

"What's done been done already Ren, so forget it. Besides, I got second place this time instead of fourth place, so it's an achievement no matter how you look at it."

Whatever. Hey, what's up in front of the host club's room?

On each side of the double doors stood some potted plants, though that sounded more of an understatement. Palm and coconut trees to be exact sat in large decorative pots, giving an island feel to what may lay behind the door. Before I even touched the doors' handle I felt the vibes coming in already.

"Ren, let's switch, I think you're better at handling this."

Gladly, better pray that no weird shit happens, but since this is the Host Club it's gonna be even weirder.

"I know, c'mon let's switch already."

Once I've 'drifted' away to a place far within my mind, I watched myself, or Ren through his point of view, turning the door handle.

I was right to switch before entering the room.

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Well, here goes.

Beyond me (Ren) was a tropical paradise, an island contained within the clubroom. Coconut trees and palm trees reached towards the ceiling and the air was filled with the fruity scents, coming from actual fruits themselves. The temperature had also been raised to a certain degree, giving the fake tropical jungle a realistic feel. The sound of an actual macaw caused me to jump, this resulting in the hosts noticing my presence. The one whose outfit resembled a maharaja, the 'King' Tamaki Suoh exclaimed the moment I was spotted.

"Ah Jun! Or are you Ren? Whatever, you're just in time! Hurry up and get dressed into this! The guests are coming any minute now!"

He threw some fabric at me, which turned out to be some clothes which matched the tropical theme. It wasn't as revealing as the twins at least, so Jun's cover wouldn't be blown. Sighing, I went to the dressing room and got changed. The moment I stepped outside, girls who had arrived early started their fangirl squeals.

I was dressed like an Arabian prince, with a sash circling my head and knotted at the side leaving the rest to hang down the side of my face. A sleeveless beige vest reached till my knees, another layer inside consisting of a midnight-colored shirt and khaki pants, then the pointed shoes. Gems and other accessories made me appear noble, while a dagger in its sheath half-hidden by the vest showed the knight in me. Seeing everyone's stunned looks, I smirked and did a cool pose.

"What do you think? Do I look ravishing enough to you girls?"

Screams answered my question as the fangirl herd hurried over to my side. From the corner of my eye, I saw the twins popping over to check out what was causing the commotion.

"Oh~ not bad Jun, it really suits you. Yep, it's a perfect fit, as expected of our mother."

"Totally, our mother has great taste, doesn't she? She made this happened with only our description of you too."