F*ck Me Pumps

Easy Sailing

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"Six inch walker, big shit talker! I'd never play the victim, I'd rather be the stalker."

Beau sang horribly off key with Rihanna, not that she had to try hard anyway. Rihanna was just as bad.

"So baby take me in, I disobeyed the law. Make sure you frisk me good, check my panties and my bra!"

She gyrated disturbingly around the guest room in her undies, while she searched for something to wear.

Beat placed her hands on the bed and drummed them," To be what you is. You gotta be what you are, the only thing I'm missing is a black guitar."

She jumped on the bed and shook her head back and forward," I'ma ROCKSTAR. Hey baaby I'ma ROCKSTAR! Big cities. Bright lights. Sleep all day! Fuck all night!"

She turned around and froze immediately, heat rushed up on her face.

Parker grinned and slow clapped, "Beau, what the fuck are you doing?"

Beau hopped off the bed and turned down the stereo. She shrugged," I thought you were going out to get somethings for Grace?"

"I was, but I forgot my wallet." Parker held up his wallet with a smirk.

"Oh." Beau replied pulling the shirt over her head and crossed her arms," How much did you see?"

"Apparently not enough, I walked in on you checking your panties and bra." Parker chortled.

Beau scoffed, and uncrossed her arms," Whatever. I'm coming with you."

Parker nodded and watched her shimmy into a pair of medium wash jeans. She slipped on some flip flops and followed him out of the room.

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"Does she eat Fruit Loops?" Beau asked over her shoulder to Parker as she studied the box of cereal.

"Nope." Came his reply.

Beau twisted her lips and placed the box back in its respective place on the shelf.

She grabbed another box," What about Cap'n Crunch?"

"Nah."

"I wouldn't like it either," Beau mumbled before turning around," Well what does she eat?!"

" I told you, she's a chocoholic, she's kooky for Cocoa Puffs."

"It's COO COO for Cocoa Puffs, not kooky for Cocoa Puffs, Parker." Beau giggled," And ew. Chocolate cereal turns milk, chocolate."

"And?"

"And that's way too much chocolate." Beau walked a little ways down the aisle, and stopped in front of marshmallows.

"I'm not complaining." Parker wiggled his eyebrows.

Beau flung a bag at his face," Stop with that sexual innuendo."

Parker caught it effortlessly, and dropped it in the basket," What'd ya expect? She's seven."

Beau turned around," Parker? This may be a little forward. But why such a big age difference?"

Parker dropped a box of Cocoa Puffs and Cocoa Pebbles into the basket. Beau walked back over and looked at him.

Usually sporting a well-tailored suit, Parker wore a cool blue Polo t-shirt with a pair of crisp khaki shorts. On his feet, he wore a pair of beige, Tommy Bahama boat shoes.

Beau looked down at her tank top, plain skinny jeans, and old pink flip flops.

Damn, they were so different.