A Very Twin-y Twist (Hikaru x Reader x Kaoru) OHSHC

The Twins Fight!

"Let's all play the 'Which One is Hikaru' game!" The twins exclaimed, bending over slightly.

Their guests giggled and applauded.

"So, can you tell which one of us is Hikaru?" They asked in unison.

"Well," a girl started, "it's hard to say!"

Another added, "You're identical!"

They straightened up and smirked, "Many ladies have tried to tell us apart, but so far, none has succeeded!"

You walked behind the twins with a teacup of Darjeeling in hand.

"That's the dumbest game I ever heard of."

They turned to you and put their hands on their hips, "What? Have you got a problem with it, Mi-chan?"

"Not really. I just don't understand what about this," you waved your hand at them, "makes you so popular."

The twins pouted in unison, "That's not very nice."

They came over and wrapped an arm around your shoulders.

"I'm disappointed." Hikaru remarked first.

"You don't seem to understand the merits in having a pair of twins as members of the host club." Kaoru continued.

"Listen up!" Hikaru stuck his finger in the air, "Having a couple of good looking guys with homosexual tendencies earn the club high points. It also helps if the two struggle between their attraction and their friendship."

"An in our case because we're twins," Kaoru continued, "our relationship is taboo and therefore more intriguing."

You raised an eyebrow. "And?"

They strolled to one of their guests, sitting in one of the chairs. They bent to her level.

Hikaru put his hand under her chin. "And, who hasn't fantasized about twins? Having two loves is better than one, don't you think?"

Kaoru also put a hand under the girl's chin. "It's a young woman's romantic fantasy."

The girl was blushing. "Well, um, yeah." She stuttered. "You're right."

"I can't take it!" She squealed, as well did the other girls.

You crossed your arms and huffed, "Dating two people at once just sounds like too much work and effort. Also, isn't that cheating?"

The twins popped in your face. "Aw, you're no fun!" They teased.

You rolled your eyes. "Oh please, you'd have to be insane to fall in love with two people at once. Isn't it a bit selfish?"

The twins shrugged, about to respond to your retort on their morales, until Tamaki furiously ran up behind them, a 'Kawaguchi & Co.' laptop in hand.

"Hikaru, Kaoru!" Tamaki shouted.

"Hm?" They asked in unison.

"When I gave you access to the club's website, I did so on one condition! That you'd take it seriously!" Tamaki fumed as Haruhi walked up next to you.

"What's up with him?" She asked.

You shrugged, taking a sip of your tea. "Something dumb Hikaru and Kaoru did. But, what else is new?"

Haruhi laughed and you both continued to watch Tamaki ramble.

"We take our job very seriously, boss." Hikaru told Tamaki.

Kaoru waved his hands at the host club king. "In fact, last night, we worked on it to dawn."

"IS THIS WHAT YOU WORKED SO HARD ON TO CREATE?!" Tamaki opened the laptop.