Charli's POV
Oh god i cant believe I'm actually making a deal with this Iggy girl right now! And she's promising me big things! she even just said I'm gonna be bigger than Bieber!! Maybe i can also have my own perfume!!! That would be so darn rad!
She was describing how big i was gonna be "Bigger than your floppy friend marina! Ahahaha!" She chuckled snapping me back from my daydream about having my own perfume line.
Did she just call my big sis a flop?
Oh god who the fuck does she think she is?! I mean what kind of name is iggy? Do her parents hate her or something? Who does this wanna-be nicki-minaj bitch think she is?
But fuck i gotta be cool in front of her! erghh.. i guess i could play along, i mean marina's last album "electra heart" did kinda flop...
"Haha yeah marina is kind of a flop you know, hahahaha electra heart? More like electra fart am i right?" I said trying to poke fun at marina with her but i just embarrassed myself.
There was awkward silence and she just gave me a blank look. I nervously giggled to ease up the tension.
"That was so lame. Please don't do that again or i wont recored this song with you." She replied to my cheese ball lame excuse of a joke.
God i don't wanna lose this deal...
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"Well i'll see ya around charli xbox!" Iggy said as she stepped outside my apartment.
"Hahahaha! See ya later eggy!" I countered.
"Its Iggy. Don't. Ever. Call. Me. Eggy." She said with a quite scary stare.
"Errr s-sure umm i-iggy." I said with an obviously frightened facial expression.
Iggy just turned around and left so i closed the door after her. I let out a breath i didn't know i was holding. God i hope this song deal with that egg bitch works out.
"So.." Said sky from the couch she was sitting on. God i didn't notice her there. Was she sitting there the entire time...
She stood up from the couch and continued "How did it go with egg head, charli xbox?" She smirked.
"Haha very funny! Ski Ferrari!" I shot her a smirk right back.
She fake laughed at my stupid joke but ended up laughing for real at how stupid it was.
Sky's always been the only one to laugh at my stupid jokes...
She started moving towards me as i stared at her taking in her beauty. Even though she had messy hair and no make up on whatsoever, she was still a beauty queen to me.
She stood in front of me and smiled lightly. There was something off about her but i cant tell what...
"God stop being so hot!" I said as i jokingly rolled my eyes at her.
"After you!" She winked as she loosely wrapped her arms around my neck.
I looked at her lips about to go in for a kiss but before i do i noticed her eyes.. Her eyes had sadness in them for some reason.. She looked upset.
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Marina And the Potato 2
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