Marina And the Potato 2

Chapter 4

Marina's POV

I entered my apartment with heavy breathes and i quickly slammed the door behind me accidentally waking lana up who was sleeping on the couch, lana sat up and started to stretch and yawn as she got up.

"Why are you home so late?" Lana asked worried.

"I...i got caught up in something..." I said.

"Marina, your lifeguard community service was supposed to end at 7 pm. Its 12 am right now.. Why are you so late? I stayed up for you! We were supposed to go out and celebrate remember?" Lana said with a look of disappointment on her face as she lowered her gaze away from me.

"But lana you don't understand! I.... I..." I couldn't say it.

"You what? Say it!" Said lana as she gave me an intimidating look.

"Its... Its... Its potato. He's alive." I said as i broke out in tears.

Lana was clearly upset but the minute i started crying she hugged me and sat me down on the couch.

Lana looked at me and said "i thought this was over. I thought you wanted to be with me."

I wiped the tears and tried to pull myself together "it was! But now it isn't! Potato is still alive and he said he loves me but of course i wanna be with you!"

"Where did you get this information anyway?" Lana asked.

"Natalia." I said.

"Where is natalia right now?" Lana asked.

"Umm....." I looked away.

"You ran her over again didnt you?" Lana said as she started laughing.

"Maybe.." I giggled.

"Okay so i gotta get in contact with president Beyoncé right now!" I said as i stood up.

"Haha why do you wanna get in contact with the president? And how?" Lana asked as she laughed at me.

" laugh all you want! You wont be laughing when the president shows up here! I have a proposal for the president, i'll bring back all the potatoes to planet earth if she lets me travel to the secret potato planet. And i'll be using the ancient queen B summoning rituals to get in contact with the president." I explained to lana.

"You do realize you sound crazy, right?" Lana told me.

"Oh bitch you still haven't seen crazy!" I said as i ran to the upstairs bathroom and ran a bath.

Lana came after me. "What are you doing?" She asked.

"Shh... Im filling the tub half way, by the way do you have a surfboard?" I said.

"Umm... Okay... Wait i actually do have a surfboard." Lana said as she went to get her surfboard.

The tub got filled halfway just in time as lana came with her surfboard and handed it to me.

"Step back because shits about to get dangerous." I said as i signaled for lana to back away and i dropped the surfboard in the water.

I got on top of the surfboard and started shouting "DRUUUUNK IN LOOOOOOOOVVEEEEE!"

"Erm... You sound like a cat giving birth.." Lana commented on my singing.

"Well you sound like a-" i was interpreted by the sound of the phone ringing.

We both looked at the phone that was downstairs in the living room and i went rushing downstairs because i knew it worked!

"Hello madam president!" I picked up the phone.

President Beyoncé: "bitch this better be good! You interrupted me and gaga's flop song recording session!"

Marina:"oh sorry queen b, but im sure your song wont flop!"

President Beyoncé:"oh you idiot. The song isn't a flop. Its called 'flop'!! And its about you!"

Marina:"oh... Anyway queen b, i need you to come pick me up and take me to the white house. This is an international matter. A potato matter."

The president hung up on me.

A few moments later i hear a "MARINA YOU FLOP ASS BITCH GET IN THE LIMO PRONTO!"

I look out the apartment window only to see a golden stretch limo waiting up front.

I get my coat and I'm about to leave but just then lana grabs my arm.

"Marina don't go." Lana said with a sad tone.

"But lana! The president is wait outside! I have to!" I exclaimed.

"But... Just tell me marina do you love me or potato more..?" Lana asked.

I didn't say anything out of shock.

"Yeah.. Thats what i thought. Im being replaced by a fucking potato!" Lana said as he eyes started to water.

"Lana!! I didn't say anything out of shock! Of course i love you more!" I said.

Lana grabbed her purse and headed to the door.

"Lana don't do this!" I said to her.

"Marina. I cant do this, we cant do this anymore. Its over marina. Don't call me, don't ask about me, don't even think about me okay. Have fun with potato!" Lana said as she left the apartment.

I cant believe this.

This cant happen! Me and lana were supposed to be together for fucking ever! But...

At least i have potato.