Marina And the Potato 2

Chapter 5

Im still in shock at how things ended between me and lana. This feels like a dream kinda. At least i try to tell myself its not real.

But i have to get things going eventually, i mean the president is waiting downstairs.

I put my coat on and i went downstairs. The president was waiting in a golden stretch limo.

I open the door and slide in. "heyyy gurl!" I said.

"Don't. you. gurl. me. That'd be queen B to you, bitchass." President Beyoncé said.

"Oh... Okay Queen B. Sorry." I mumbled nervously.

"Muuch better! Now the fuck you want from me ?" President beyonce asked.

"Erm... I know how to return the potatoes to planet earth! I can help with this potato shortage!" I told her.

"Well it's more like potato extinction!! There ain't no more potatoes left !" Queen B said.

"Uhh... Anyways... I can help! If you could just send me to space!" I said.

"Space? The fuck you want to do in space?" Queen b questioned me.

"Im gonna go to the potato planet! I'll restore all the potatoes! I can speak their language!" I said.

"Well baby girl you ain't gonna last a second there! The pressure there is gonna make your head explode. Literally. You think we didn't try to go there before? Heads be exploding there gurl!" Queen B told me.

"Really?! Ughh... How am i supposed to... Ughh..." I mumbled in frustration.

"Bitch don't you grunt and shit in my limo! Get your white skinny british ass out of here!" Beyonce said as she opened the limo door for me.

I got out. Hopeless to ever see my darling potato again. But there's one more thing i could try... Oh it wont be any good.. Or will it? 

i run, run as fast as i can! i cant even feel my legs anymore but i just keep running and running! i finally get there! the beach.

i run to the shore while i take off my shoes and clothes and finally reach the shore and i swim i keep swimming and swimming till i cant breathe anymore. i take a deep breath and i let go. my body slowly goes underwater and sinks till i hit the bottom of the ocean. i stare at the above, im still not dead. then she must be alive.

"what are you doing here?!" a familiar voice said.

"NATALIA! I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT!! ....OH MY GOD FUCK I CAN TALK UNDERWATER!! YASSSSSS BITCH YASSSSSSS!!" i said as i jumped to hug natalia

natalia quickly moved away so that i wouldnt be able to touch her and said "calm the fuck down please. you're gonna wake my neighbours up."

"oh okay okay sure ofcourse" i said lowering my voice.

"so what brought you out here?" natalia asked.

"well..." as i spoke i noticed a wedding ring on her finger "OH. MY. GOD. GURRRRL WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN OOOOO WHOS THE LUCKY GUY?!" i screamed and jumped up and down.

"well i recently got married to a guy named willy moon. he's the son of the very famous moon emoji, im sure you're familiar with his work." natalia explained.

"oh yes ofcourse! the moon emoji is amazing! im his number one fan!" i said excitedly.

"okay then, well you didnt answer my question, what brought you here?" natalia asked me with a serious tone.

"well.. long storry short i need you to take me to the potato planet.." i said as i looked down in embaressment.

"i knew it!! you wanna see that potato of yours! well when you get there i can guarantee you'll come back unhappy with what you saw." natalia said with mystery in her voice.

" what.. what do you mean?" i asked freaked out by what she said.

"you'll find out when you get there darling you'll find out when you get there.. anyways! i cant help you!" she said as she flipped her hair and started walking away.

"wait!" i said as i put my hand on her shoulder stopping her. "you have to help me! please natalia please!" i begged.

natalia looked at the puppy face i was making and started to say "okay okay fine! there is a way, but it involes stealing two things; one from your bestfriend and one.. from the US military."