A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, "Dad, How many kinds of Boone are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, a women goes through three phases. In her 20s, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" The son asks. "Yes. You see them and they make you cry." This infuriated the wife and daughter. The daughter asks, "Mom, how many different kind of willies are there?" The mother smiles and says, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" The daughter asks. "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
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The Joke Book
RandomAre you sad and need to laugh? Well here's the answer to cure that sadness, The Joke Book. Filled with jokes from family jokes, kids jokes, blonde jokes (no offense to blondes) and more, this book with make you smile. So turn that frown upside down...
