A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's wrong?" He asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone and call the ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4 year old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he has no clothes on!" The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there's his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You bastard," the man says, "My wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
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The Joke Book
RandomAre you sad and need to laugh? Well here's the answer to cure that sadness, The Joke Book. Filled with jokes from family jokes, kids jokes, blonde jokes (no offense to blondes) and more, this book with make you smile. So turn that frown upside down...
