A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. He gets to the point where he can't stand it anymore. So he decides to try and have sex with the donkey. He drops his pants and positions himself under the donkey. But, to his dismay the donkey walks away. Only slightly discouraged, the man decides to try again. He walks to where the donkey is standing, positions himself under the donkey, and right before he goes for it, the donkey walks away again. Now the many is getting frustrated. As he prepares for his third and final try, he sees a vision. A beautiful, naked woman appears out of nowhere. She approaches the stunned man, who until recently, believed that he was the only person for hundreds of miles. She smiles at him and say, "I would do anything for that bowl of fruit that you have." "Anything?" He asks, getting fairly excited. "Yes, anything," she replies. So he asks, "Will you hold the donkey?"
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The Joke Book
AcakAre you sad and need to laugh? Well here's the answer to cure that sadness, The Joke Book. Filled with jokes from family jokes, kids jokes, blonde jokes (no offense to blondes) and more, this book with make you smile. So turn that frown upside down...
