An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to approach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" He asked rather tentatively. "I would like it infrequently," she replied. The old man sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word of two?"
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The Joke Book
RandomAre you sad and need to laugh? Well here's the answer to cure that sadness, The Joke Book. Filled with jokes from family jokes, kids jokes, blonde jokes (no offense to blondes) and more, this book with make you smile. So turn that frown upside down...
