A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you son of a bitches who want off, get the hell off now, because this is last stop! And all of you son of a bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, because we're going down the tracks.
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her say, "All of the passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remeber to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride again with us soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask for you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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The Joke Book
AcakAre you sad and need to laugh? Well here's the answer to cure that sadness, The Joke Book. Filled with jokes from family jokes, kids jokes, blonde jokes (no offense to blondes) and more, this book with make you smile. So turn that frown upside down...
